Shopping Mall Super Powers!

For the question "If you were a god/goddess, what would your area of influence be? What special powers would you have?" Yosuke wrote "shopping mall."

He had misinterpreted the question somehow because the word "area" was confusing, but I thought his answer was great! I had to try really hard to not laugh, though. After I explained the meaning of the question to him, Yosuke laughed and embarrassedly erased his answer. I wanted to persuade him to keep the answer and respond to all the other questions (Make up a story about how you got your power; Where do you live; How would you punish those who defy you; etc) as a God of Shopping Malls, but I decided Yosuke is probably too straight-laced to appreciate the humor. Oh well!